By Popular Demand

Following are actual school excuse notes from parents, (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country. Enjoy!

1 My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E today. Please execute him.

2.Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot

3.Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan, 28,29,30,31,32 and also 33

4.Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip

6.John had been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7.Carlos has been absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part

8.Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9.Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits. (The words were really crossed out)

12. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust

There are more. Shall post them another day. My fav is #11