Continuation of the Hilarious………..

13. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

14.Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought is was Sunday.

17. Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover

22. Please excuse Burma. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23.Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever ad sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best with, sore throat ad fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor”