Sexual Urges and the Use of Kama Sutra

Before I begin, I must mention – anyone under the age of 21 please get parental permission before proceeding any further. Yes that means you too Jerry.

The exhilarating power of sex can only have a dizzying effect. The feeling of satisfaction after and crave for more later, leaves you speechless………….

I know this would shock some people off their chairs…. me being a mother and all that. Mothers are not supposed to talk such things you know. They are not even supposed to know about sex. Let alone have sex. The children were dropped by the storks.

Or as my daughter said in primary school “you had sex twice to have malli and me mum, Yuk”

I was dying to write another post on sex but thought that would tarnish my image as the mother. Majority of my readers are in their early twenties so I had to think before they were knocked off their socks. If I wrote tawdry sex how was I going to face these impressionable people? Oh that’s right; I don’t have to face them. That was some food for thought. So here I am.

Besides that I am told my blog might show in some erotic blog aggregator, or a search engine boost for porn etc. what a bummer that would be for the starved and searching eh?

Ok people I know, I know, but sometimes I just can’t help myself.

My arm was twisted, not by much by the owner of this erotic site with some titillating material.

Reason for the Great Wall of China

Child asks the father “Dad, why did they build the Great Wall of China?”

“..(silence)……….That was …….that was……er…..during the emperor Nasi Goren……(pause)……..to keep the rabbits out…………..too many rabbits………..in China”

Child looks in wonder

Later the child stands in front of the class to give his speech

Teacher announces “Now Daniel will give his talk on China”

 

Above is an advertisement for Broadband. It has been airing for awhile but is hilarious to watch every time.

Basic Essentials

 My children are well-fed, clothed, loved and happy……..now….

…..can I say I have more shoes? : )